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biryani run!
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hashim wants to make Laila biryani because its 3 am and she is really hungry. will u help him make it for her before the gas run out?
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1. hashim goes to the kitchen to start making the biryani but he can't find shan biryani masala anywhere! what should he do now?
hashim is about to go on motorcycle but instead he can't find the helmet so he runs to the store. in the middle of running, hashim gets tired. maybe he shouldn't have drank all those cokes! he calls an uber to go back but then the uber driver kidnaps him and throws him into the sea and he drowns because he forgot how to swim since he was busy thinking about the biryani he didn't get to eat.
GAME OVER
laila is sad because hashim never made biryani and hashim is sad because Laila is sad and its all your fault!
hashim goes on his phone to order from foodpanda but gets distracted with texting wakhra squad gang and telling them let's meet again but sneaky sneaky before 4 pm because then his wife will never know he left and won't be sad. they keep texting but then two hours pass and when hashim finally goes on food panda only ugly galito's is there! hashim doesn't feel like eating that at all. he throws his phone into a fridge and goes to sleep.
good idea!! no one can make biryani better than hashim can and all the ingredients are at home so it should be a piece of cake.
you are not a dumb bitch after all. as a reward, here is a video of me before we were together > : ( shush !
2. hashim made the mixture for the dosa but can't find any tomatoes for the masala. he was sure he had them five minutes ago but he can't find them now. what should he do?
hashim looks under the table for tomatoes but then his head gets stuck. he tries to call out for help but no one is listening because they don't care about him anymore. how he gonna stretch out of the table? he tries to FaceTime Laila and ask for help but Laila declines the call because she is busy watching Modern Family episodes without him. Maryam Phupoo passes by Hashim thinking its just a big stuffed toy panda stuck in the table. she sees that there are onions and on the stove being cooked so she makes bindi with the onions instead.
hashim goes to tell Haris to bring the tomatoes but he sees Haris has already fallen asleep. Fatima is awake and she asks Hashim what he wants and Hashim says he wants to have a pawri. Fatima plays the song "jalebi baby" and hashim starts to dance. they play the song loud and sing to the song "rasmalai pista barfi sardiyaan vich garmi lagdi" and then Maryam Phupoo comes in with a metal bat and says "meni jalebi nikaal dayni hai doni ki shush and don't move from your spots!" hashim cries like a baby.
hashim decides that the only option he he has is to grow tomatoes on the roof. he's about to walk outside when he sees the potatoes next to the fridge. such an ugly rat! he remembers putting them there a few minutes ago! good thing he was walking in the direction of the roof.
nice work!
look its the first two selfies we ever took together... I loved this day so, very much. it definitely made me like you more and feel so much closer to you. your hands were shaking and I thought u were playing with the napkin because you were nervous... but you were making that cute cute very cute tissue flower! why did I get the cutest husband to ever exist ever :( I am so sad I don't even deserve u you do the cutest things ever </3
also ur head looks like a big balloon in this picture hahahahah loser
3. while hashim is cooking, he hears footsteps coming toward the kitchen but everyone is inside their rooms. what should he do?
hashim does nothing and just focuses on biryani and guess what? Laila brought coke for hashim to drink while cooking! yay!
hashim goes to throw a tomato a the person that is coming but while he is doing that the masala on the stove burns!
hashim goes to scare the person before they can scare him but then when is about to go he slips on a condom wrapper that fell out of his pocket and hurts his head and arms!
4. while making biryani, hashim starts getting sleepy. he hasn't slept in over twenty four hours because he is always on Netflix watching shows int he middle of the night and even in the morning and then later he goes out all the time so he never gets a chance to rest wow ugly rat sleep more. what do you do to keep him awake?
you start to sing the song lat lag Gaye for hashim and he joins too. oh meri lat lag Gaye lag gaye he sings and dances along. hashim is making too much noise and laila hits his head with a pan because of his voice interrupting her friends episode. his head hits the pan and the biryani masala falls over.
good idea! every time you squish his cheeks, hashim pushes your hand away and it keeps him awake. he then goes inside and kisses Laila because he missed her and tells her to touch his butt because he's a poonga boy.
here's a kiss for your good idea!
you decide to make a cup of chai for hashim. hashim is about to sip the chai but then Laila comes in the kitchen and snatches it away from him, making the cup of chai fall on hashim's pants and hashim says AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and cries like a baby
5. hashim wants to put on music but his hands are all occupied. he tells you to put on a song for him. which one do you put on?
wow! you don't even ever use ur brain! that song makes hashim sad and miss Laila! now hashim goes inside the room and cuddles with Laila and falls asleep and the biryani burns.
nice choice! Teri meri kahaani is such a good song and it makes hashim happy because LAILA TOLD HIM IT HAHAHAH
good job my love! here is something for u because u figured this out :D
YOU WIN!!
you helped hashim make biryani just in time before the gas runs out! he makes the biryani and makes Laila happy. nice job!